It's that time of year again! My favorite time! When the supposed veil between the living and the dead is lifted and we are all forced to wear spooky costumes to ward off evil. I have a rule in my house. All costumes must be scary in some sense of the word, and I don't mean like Brittany Spears scary. There needs to be some sort of fear. In the past 24 hours I have had this same conversation practically verbatim 2 times:
"So what are you going ot be for Halloween?"
"A Ladybug"
"Oh. Well is it a creepy ladybug?"
Head nod no.
"Well is it a dead ladybug?"
Horrified head nod no.
"What about a zombie ladybug???!!!!
Runs away.
It's a sad sad day when Halloween isn't scary.
*wipes a tear*
A dead ladybug??? Bwahahahahahaaa!
ReplyDeleteLadybug, ladybug, fly away!
Your house is on fire, your children all gone!