There is a Zombie Walk coming up this Saturday at the Seattle Center. Some of you may not know what this is. Basically a horde of people in full zombie attire congregate at a set spot. They then flood the streets in a highly organized fashion. Occasionally there are brains to coax the zombies in the right direction, and helpful volunteers to direct. It is a complete and total blast.
In getting ready for such an occasion I find myself saying things that could possibly frighten an outsider. Here is a list of such things:
"Honey have you seen the blood?"
"Why don't you just be a zombie for once it's way more fun that a zombie slayer?"
"Sweetie, that just isn't enough blood unless you are freshly turned."
"Thriller zombies are for pussies."
"Damn it! We ran out of blood."
"No, no no no no don't eat off all your scabs. I worked on those really hard"
I am looking forward to taking my children to mob the streets chanting "braaaaaains" in unison. There really isn't anything cuter than zombie kids!
Hopefully I will see some of you there!
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