I always turn into Martha Stewart when I'm throwing a party. I bought new tiki torches although I will probably forget the torch fluid and run out of time anyways. I have a color scheme (green and pink thank you for asking.) I envision myself in the kitchen with Martha cutting strawberries, or making origami napkin rings. All of this of course is very far from reality. My lawn is straw and I spent an hour picking up dehydrated dog shit. My porch has dog vomit and rotten potatos strewn about. I will somehow roughly pull it all together in time but there will not be any origami napkin rings or functional tiki torches.
Joel also has a celebrity envisionment. His would be with Johnny Depp. They would be swinging together without a care in the world. He also has a runner up. Him and Danial Day Lewis would sit and smoke pipes and menacingly glare out a window all grizzled like. I wonder if we really did get our celebrity match ups what would happen. I think the swings would be close to reality. My guess is Johnny probably does like to swing carefree. I think Martha would see the dog vomit and potatos and leave. It's also possible she wouldn't make it past the life size zombie statue bursting out of the ground in the front yard. Who knows.
Joel also has a celebrity envisionment. His would be with Johnny Depp. They would be swinging together without a care in the world. He also has a runner up. Him and Danial Day Lewis would sit and smoke pipes and menacingly glare out a window all grizzled like. I wonder if we really did get our celebrity match ups what would happen. I think the swings would be close to reality. My guess is Johnny probably does like to swing carefree. I think Martha would see the dog vomit and potatos and leave. It's also possible she wouldn't make it past the life size zombie statue bursting out of the ground in the front yard. Who knows.
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