Monday, March 22, 2010

As you may have noticed I've been completely MIA for a while now.  There is of course a story behind it.  It was NYE and I was determined ot have an amazing time at a Labrynth themed Masquerade Ball.  First of all, there was an open bar.  Secondly, there was an absinthe fountain.  I learned that if you tip the bartender (who was appropriately dressed as Toby) a $20 at an open bar, he will pour you giant glasses of absinthe.   In retrospect it wasn't such a great idea, although to this day I say it was worth it! So everyone is drinking, and dancing.  There's Burlesque, drag queens pouring canned peaches all over themselves and go-go dancers.  It was a fucking party. 
I will leave out the details of all the shananigans because there were many.   After we left the details became hazy.  Somehow someone plowed into my petite frame and knocked me to the ground while still stepping on my foot.  It literally snapped the bone in 2.  I cabbed it back to the hotel and made it through the night.  Eventually when the hangover subsided I went to the hospital,.  I really thought maybe I was just being a pussy so I opted to walk in all on my own.  As it turns out I royally screwed up my foot and I was on my ass for 10 weeks.  Like I said it was a hell of a party.  There really isn't a lot to tell when you can't leave the house so I had a posting hiatus.  I am back in partial effect with randomness to share.